Monday, June 2, 2008

Ring Around the Rosie!

Squirrels, what a nuisance! This morning I, the supreme dog and guard of the house, was patrolling the yard. Suddenly, I saw a squirrel, scampered up the palm tree. I ran over to the squirrel. It was on the trunk about 2 1/2 feet up, so I leap at it. It scampered around the trunk, parallel to the ground,and naturally I followed it around and around on the ground. Being afraid of me, it kept running around and around. I barked so loud that I woke the whole neighborhood, and we kept going. About the 50th time around, I decided to give that venomous squirrel mercy. Before I let it go, I assured it that next time I would not be so fair. Bet he was happy he did not have to take refuge in those spiky palm leaves, of my stomach. (Squirrels taste bad for breakfast, best to eat them at dinner) I went into the house napped and ate dog food after that.
Phew, such a hard day! Poor me!

1 comment:

  1. i'm too tired to run around like that these days.

    -Raven the Cat